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Proper British humour, worn proudly

Funny Christmas jumpers, Halloween tees and everyday giggles from a small family-run shop. Printed to order, just for you.

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UK delivery £4.99, free over £50

Standard UK delivery is £4.99 below that.

Printed to order

Each piece is made just for you, so nothing sits in a warehouse.

Small & family-run

A proper little family business, not a faceless factory.

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Questions about sizing or an order? Drop us a message.

What are you shopping for?

Pick a mood. We've got cosy festive cheer, spooky-but-British and year-round giggles.

Christmas
'Tis the Season to Put the Kettle On Christmas T-shirt

Christmas

Halloween
Bouncing Black Cat Halloween hoodie

Halloween

Everyday Funnies
I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right tea T-shirt

Everyday Funnies

Christmas jumpers with a sense of humour

Cosy, daft and made for Christmas Jumper Day, the office do and the family photo.

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Personalised Family Christmas Jumper – The [Surname] Family Christmas 2026 Matching Set

Personalised Family Christmas Jumper – The [Surname] Family Christmas 2026 Matching Set

£42.99

Personalised 'Santa, I Can Explain' Christmas Jumper – Funny Mince Pie Thief Gift

Personalised 'Santa, I Can Explain' Christmas Jumper – Funny Mince Pie Thief Gift

£42.99

Personalised Naughty List Christmas Jumper – Officially on the Naughty List… Again

Personalised Naughty List Christmas Jumper – Officially on the Naughty List… Again

£42.99

Not Another Cracker Joke – Christmas Jumper

Not Another Cracker Joke – Christmas Jumper

£34.99

Christmas in Benidorm – Christmas Jumper

Christmas in Benidorm – Christmas Jumper

£34.99

Bah Humbug – Christmas Jumper

Bah Humbug – Christmas Jumper

£34.99

Santa's Milk Fight – Christmas Jumper

Santa's Milk Fight – Christmas Jumper

£34.99

Christmas Dinner Survival Kit – Christmas Jumper

Christmas Dinner Survival Kit – Christmas Jumper

£34.99

HELLO FROM US

A little family shop with a big soft spot for a good joke

Little Threads is run by Billy, with his daughters on hand for ideas, opinions and very honest feedback on the jokes. We make clothes for people who think most problems can be fixed with a cup of tea, and who'd rather laugh at the Christmas jumper than hide it.

Every jumper, tee and hoodie is printed to order, so it's made for you rather than sitting in a stockroom. If anything's not right, just get in touch and we'll sort it.

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Spooky season, the British way

Tea, queueing and mild grumbling, now with ghosts.

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Zombie Home Run – Halloween Hoodie

Zombie Home Run – Halloween Hoodie

£39.99

Zombie Home Run – Halloween T-Shirt

Zombie Home Run – Halloween T-Shirt

£22.99

Witches' Rush Hour – Halloween Hoodie

Witches' Rush Hour – Halloween Hoodie

£39.99

Too Many Pumpkins – Halloween Hoodie

Too Many Pumpkins – Halloween Hoodie

£39.99

Everyday funnies

Not just for the holidays. Proper British humour all year round.

Sigma: Makes His Own Brew – Hoodie

Sigma: Makes His Own Brew – Hoodie

£39.99

Sigma: Makes His Own Brew – T-Shirt

Sigma: Makes His Own Brew – T-Shirt

£22.99

I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right – Funny Tea Hoodie

I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right – Funny Tea Hoodie

£39.99

I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right – Funny Tea T-Shirt

I'm Not Arguing, I'm Just Explaining Why I'm Right – Funny Tea T-Shirt

£22.99